This Has Gotta be the Good Life

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

Why did jesus change his hair colour?

He dyed for our sins

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

fangirlingoverdemigods:

(Tumblr Gets Deep, Pt. 2)

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag