*saves game six times just in case*
Why leak nudes when you can leak the word of God?
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just
update: he told her the truth
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
i was working w this guy last week and he was like “hey try my coffee” and i was hesitant but he was like “i don’t have any germs” and he’s kinda cute so i was like w/e it’s just a coffee and turns out he ended up having the flu and now i have the flu so moral of the story don’t trust cute boys w coffee
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?