TIS THE SEASON
The american sex education system.
you know when youre playing duck duck goose and you try to run in a circle fast but you feel like youre barely running, its kinda like those dreams when something bad is happening and you try to run away but youre barely moving
why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
Little Girl makes unforgettable 911 call. She saves her dad’s life and kept saying “So far.. So good”.
ouch i hurt my lips can you kiss them for me
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
does mcdonalds have black friday sales