This Has Gotta be the Good Life

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

sosa-parks:

Why leak nudes when you can leak the word of God?

when u poop and feel like u lost 10 pounds instantly > the beatles

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

hailthekings:

hailthekings:

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

update: he told her the truth

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

iswearimnotnaked:

i was working w this guy last week and he was like “hey try my coffee” and i was hesitant but he was like “i don’t have any germs” and he’s kinda cute so i was like w/e it’s just a coffee and turns out he ended up having the flu and now i have the flu so moral of the story don’t trust cute boys w coffee

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?